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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

RACETRACK FIELD TRIP

On July 23rd, sixteen Learners took to the stands at Assiniboia Downs for a day at the races! Our goal was to learn firsthand the highs and lows of gambling, while observing the majesty of horses in motion.



Admission and parking to the Assiniboia Downs racetrack is free, if you are interested in getting more information on the races, you can purchase a Live Racing Program for $2.25 from one of the many betting booths. The program spells it all out for first-timers, with an introductory "How To Read The Program" section, followed by "How To Place A Bet" which you can also read more about here.



TYPES OF BETS

Betting on a horse to win, means you are betting it will come in first
Betting on a horse to place means you are betting it will come in first or second
Betting on a horse to show means you are betting it will come in first, second or third
Betting on the exacta or perfecta means you are betting on the first two horses to win in the correct order of finish
Betting on the quinella or quiniela means you are betting on two horses to come in first and second, but those two horses don't have to finish in any particular order
Betting on the daily double is betting on the winners of two races. You must be correct in both races to win the bet.



On the second floor, the VLT room is a dark space cove of colourful machines where edgy patrons reserve surrounding seats to maximize their jackpot chances. Noni found herself unimpressed by her VLT experience, "It's just like watching your money slip away" she said. Stylistically, the VLT cavern was quite bland considering Assiniboia Downs' 52-year history, the walls are painted beige, which allows projected illuminations of oscillating fruit to provide the decoration. In the back corner stood a stoic remnant of the early days, an old-fashioned cigarette dispenser, selling du Maurier smokes for the new-fashioned price of $14 a pack. The good news about this dimly-lit den is that it provides unlimited free coffee.



ASSINIBOIA DOWNS PROMOTIONS:

PHOTO RADAR RELIEF: Bring your unpaid photo radar ticket down to the track on the last Saturday of each month, they'll draw one, and pay for it, up to $250. I would like to propose a slogan: "The racetrack always has your back"

MANITOBA DERBY DAY HAT CONTEST: This year it was August 2, but for any creative hat makers, this is an excellent opportunity to begin working on a hat for next year, as there is a $100 prize for best hat in the following categories:
*Best Racing Theme
*Most Glamourous
*Funniest/Most Outrageous



TRACK REPORT

Hopes were high and many bets were down for Grand Vision (#3) to win the third race, but on their way to the starting gate, Grand Vision threw off his jockey and made a breakaway run in the opposite direction down the track. The race was delayed as jockeys tried to get hold of Grand Vision's reins, and this free-spirited sprint took its toll on Grand Vision's performance, who started out last in the race, and although he was able to pull up fourth, ultimately lost to Kommando Kate.



Before a race, horses are led for a few laps around the paddock, so that racetrack enthusiasts may have the voyeuristic privilege of observing the horse "backstage" if you will... to see if they can get a feel for a winner. Owen relayed advice his Mum had given him, that if a horse looks you in the eyes and holds eye contact with you, that's the one. Horses are also identified at this point by their lip tattoo to ensure accuracy of the horses racing. You see, this is an interspecies trend!



TOP 5 FAVOURITE
HORSE NAMES

Pearly Shirley
Endless Winter
War On Terror
Ancient Symbol
Regal Forest




At the end of the races, almost all of us had bet at least once, almost everyone had won a race, but the majority of us lost money. The big wins for the night were Patrick, who bet $5 on Playin' Jane and won $14.50, as well as $6 on Ancient Symbol and won $23.50. Luke bet $2 on Canela Twist to place odds and won $20.40.

Further research into horse racing reveals that this "sport" can be detrimental to both horse and jockey, not to mention the many gamblers who lose great sums at the track. So what is the point or benefit of going to the racetrack? Well, as always, it was a Learning experience.



And much was learned by all.
xxTHE LLA

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Friday, August 6, 2010

CABARET THANKS YOU, WITH VIDEOS!

That was it! The night of nights! That was it! It hit the heights! Oh what heights it hit! That was the show, that was it! That's all folks, thank you all so very much for a full out fun time in the backyard last week, and all your love and enthusiasm for Cabaret throughout the year! Dominique, Margaret and The Broke Spokes are interested in continuing Cabaret, possibly in the very same backyard, if anyone is interested in being involved in this exciting venture, you can send them a message or feel free to approach them in person to share some ideas... that's what this whole thing is all about.

In case you missed out on this great event, don't worry, technology has your back. Although I don't have any footage of that show specifically, here is a treasure map of links and videos of past performances by the people who graced the stage last week!

JULY 30 PERFORMERS:

Andrew Lizotte
you can catch him being comedic at the Cavern on Sundays

Alex's ghost story

SURPRISE ENDING

Dawson Blaine
made a beautiful new music video with Tyler Funk

Dominique & Cédric
played a song inspired by The LLA's trip to the apiary!
here's a video of them playing with Jeff, as Kite:

Kite from Lara Violet on Vimeo.


Bruiser & Alex
taught everyone the Soulja Boy dance

David Heinrichs
David shows the banjo who's boss at The Standard:

David Heinrichs from Lara Violet on Vimeo.



Donnell Dacillo
though he played guitar and sang last week, Donnell is multi-talented
and once taught a linedancing workshop at the beginning of a Cabaret!
it is also his birthday today: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DONNELL!

Donnell teaches Linedancing! from Lara Violet on Vimeo.



Margaret Howison
has been playing Cabaret since the very beginning,
and keeps getting better as she goes along
here's an early video of her playing with Brett Nelson
at one of the first Cabarets at The Standard:

Margaret Howison & Brett Nelson from Lara Violet on Vimeo.


Emily Sirota
taught radical cheerleading cheers

Sarah Martens
spun fire!

Owen Toews
promoted the Winnipeg Arcades Project exhibit at aceartinc

Aaron Simm
performed for the very first time at Cabaret less than a year ago,
and is now onto the National Slam Poetry Competition in Ottawa!
here's part of his June 18 backyard performance:

Aaron Simm from Lara Violet on Vimeo.


Jody & David
played a Beatles cover

Ava
it was Ava's first time performing at Cabaret
she's a lovely singer and songwriter

Aaron Zeghers
also played for the first time,
he found Cabaret through our friend Nat the noseflute player!

Adam Cz
has the best heart ever and wrote a thank you song for Cabaret!
here's a mid-winter performance at the Standard Tavern

Adam Cz from Lara Violet on Vimeo.


Sybil Vane
were not able to play this show, but they played the previous Cabaret,
and are awesome, see for yourself:

Sybil Vane from Lara Violet on Vimeo.


Blinken & The Samphibian
were also unable to perform due to illness, but here is a video from their performance with the Folk Festival Campground Parade, in case you are curious about SCIENCE

The Broke Spokes
got everybody dancing, playin' sounds so good
that people by the river jumped the fence to join in
here's a video from one of their earlier shows at The Standard:

The Broke Spokes from Lara Violet on Vimeo.


J.R. Hill & The Oktars
closed up the night with some wild sounds in the woods, and now are heading off on tour! their kickoff show is August 12 at Ragpickers!
that will be a fun show, guaranteed!

Thank you to everyone who has supported this event over the past year, in all kinds of weather, those who were just passin' through town and those who live down the street, you created many marvelous evenings of sharing creative energy in our community! It has been so cool to see everyone's diverse talents only improve over time, those who overcame their stage fears to perform inspired me to get some guts and go for it myself. Whether Cabaret was something you really looked forward to, or something you just kind of stumbled upon in your night wanderings, I just wanna say how much I appreciate your contribution, encouragement, enthusiasm & support!

Thank you to Ellen, Bronwyn & Alex who generously shared so much delicious food!
Much gratitude towards The Standard Tavern and The Wonderful Woodrow Women

With love,
Cabaret!
& me, LV

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